In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…