I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams