I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
My ego is too big
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part