The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–
