My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time