When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
100% of success is showing up on time
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free