When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe