So Just Shelter in Place
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune