Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
