Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn