When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
Mating For Life Saved My