The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke