They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…