A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound