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Chris Gaither

You Can’t Learn From the Past, but You Can Reinvent the Wheel

People keep repeating the same mistakes
Until they learn their lesson
But what if the lesson is that
History repeats itself?
 
If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
You already know the answer:
The only real surprise party
Is the one that you throw for yourself

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Death Is the Kind of Test You Can’t Study For

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Nothing Is More Threatening to the Self-loathing Than the Power of Love

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In Order to Glow in the Dark, You Must First Be Energized by the Light

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
Everything We Needed to Know About Cloning We Learned on Social Media

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“Demolition Crew Accidentally Knocks Down Wrong Building in Baltimore”

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Fiber Keeps You Secular

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
To Have or Not to Have? That’s Not a Question

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
You Only Live Once

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
“Take a Chance on Me”

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Friendly Competition Makes Me Nervous

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
Whatever I Am, I’m Against It! or Your Ego Remains Self-defeating for Exactly as Long as You Believe in It

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
If You Don’t Smoke, Pair the French Tuck with Ring Around the Collar

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Generation X

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
Enough Already with the Middle Class Investment Strategy

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
Layers of Hell

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money



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