A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie