The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill