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Stack your Problems Up real High Stack

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…