(2014)
#Funny #SandwichShort
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose