(2014)
#Funny #SandwichShort
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads