I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day

They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous

His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life