(2014)
#Funny #Short #Writing
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
