(2014)
#Funny #Short #Whale
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me