The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one

Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old