(2014)
#Funny #MermaidShort
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”