(2014)
#Blind #DefFunny #Short
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight