He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door

whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me

My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…