(2014)
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There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will