I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello

Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors