(2014)
#BoxingShort #Funny
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick