(2014)
#Funny #Short #Writing
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide