(2014)
#Funny #Short #Writing
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking