(2014)
#Funny #ProblemsShort
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together