(2014)
#Funny #ProblemsShort
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
