(2014)
#ContestShort #Funny
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will