(2014)
#Funny #MiddleShort
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
