(2014)
#Funny #Sand #Short
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…