(2014)
#Funny #Short
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
