(2014)
#Funny #Short
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…