I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…