Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul