My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail