Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death