As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife