Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet