My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
