I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal