We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
When God closes one store He opens another
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
