I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!