You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

My ego is too big

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…