Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim