I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse
One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because
