Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what